If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
New Roman.”
What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
A share riff.
They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert
It was a total riff off
