Purr Riff A Roll
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ManLeader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2014
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a lady cop?

A She-riff

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dangerousperson44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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Who’s Neck-st
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bowlsofhoney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2019
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They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert

It was a total riff off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
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I don't like when people punch me in the stomach while I'm playing guitar...

because it always hurts me (in my) mid riff.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twin802
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