The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes.
And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
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οΈ May 04 2021
Riding Solo can't be all that bad.
It worked for Princess Lela.
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
I saw a really accurate cosplay of frozen Han Solo.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Apr 19 2021
As a guitarist, I'm usually asked what's my favorite solo of all time.
It gets very hard to pick
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οΈ Apr 01 2021
A basso, I could hit none of the notes for the solo of the opera, A Streetcar Named Desire...
But that's not my aria of expertise.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Apr 02 2021
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
Ham solo
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
Fishing used to be a solo pursuit...
These days it involves a lot of networking
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οΈ Feb 20 2021
What did Han Solo's Valentine to Leia say?
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
What does Han Solo put in his cigarettes?
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
Guitar solo
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
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οΈ Sep 18 2020
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
Itβs a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Sep 01 2020
Jazz Solo
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οΈ Aug 24 2020
What do you call Han Solo when he has nothing to do?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
Why was Han Solo crying at the dinner table?
Because the meat was Chewie.
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οΈ Mar 12 2019
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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οΈ Sep 20 2019
*guitar solo*
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οΈ Sep 21 2019
I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.
Solo I canβt hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.
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οΈ Mar 03 2020
When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career
It became a Sting operation
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Apr 13 2020
What did Han Solo call his son when he was having a tantrum?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Oct 02 2019
Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
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οΈ May 03 2019
What did Han Solo say to Greedo before they played a game of Horse?
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οΈ Feb 23 2019
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
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οΈ Sep 18 2019
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Dec 27 2019
Han Solo was a great Dad.
He's Ben through a lot.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aoSbU
(Ep7 spoiler-related dadjoke fest)
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οΈ Apr 23 2016
What did Han solo said when he lost his virginity??
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Sep 29 2019
My wife thinks I should sing Solo
Solo that no one will hear me
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οΈ Jan 13 2019
You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo
......solo they can't hear me.
Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.
.....tenor twelve miles away.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Aug 06 2019
"It would be Solo of me to make jokes about that typo" - my boyfriend laughed so much he cried - at his own joke
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Sep 21 2018
Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?
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οΈ Aug 21 2019
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
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οΈ Jul 29 2019
I found a Scott Stapp solo album on sale for only $0.05.
I think I want my nickel back.
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οΈ May 07 2019
Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Apr 25 2019
I hate all 1970s female solo singers because of how vain they are.
They are a bunch of pre-Madonnas
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οΈ Dec 24 2018
All the 70s solo female artists seem extremely vain to me.
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
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οΈ Sep 04 2019
I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.
I guess my Vision's going bad.
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οΈ Jun 24 2018
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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οΈ May 25 2018
Guess I'm Solo again
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οΈ Sep 03 2015
I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
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οΈ May 02 2019
Why didnβt Han Solo like his meal
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οΈ Jul 24 2020
I can sing a really good solo
But I sing it solo you might not hear it.
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οΈ Apr 03 2019
I find most 70s solo female artists extremely vain.
They are a bunch of pre madonnas.
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οΈ Jun 17 2018
I dislike most 70βs female solo artists because they appear vain.
They are a bunch of pre Madonnas.
ποΈ 50
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οΈ Apr 24 2018
What do you call Han Solo from Norway?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Mar 06 2019
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