A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
I told my friend “I’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”
He said “You need help.”
I said “No, I’ve already got that one”
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.
Because it cuts like a knife.
New album by Juice Springsteen
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
Who's fluffy and often drops mad albums?
I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
It's only got one track, mind.
I just found out Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg are making an album
I can't wait for Reynolds wrap
I love the latest album by The Quilts.
They’re my favorite cover band.
Have you heard the dog’s new album?
It’s fantastic! Although sadly it’s just a bunch of ruff cuts.
The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.
I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Hope they release the album
Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?
So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
What do you get when you mix tea with Colbie Caillat’s Gypsy Heart album?
You heard about the Astros’ new single album?
I heard it’s a real banger.
I didn’t ever get round to telling everyone my favourite Nirvana album...
The worst music albums always cost $19.95
so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
I got a Doors album as a record.
When I play it, they are the Revolving Doors.
Did you hear Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are releasing an album of Springsteen covers?
It’s called The Who’s The Boss
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.
Two out of three ain't Bad
Which four man rock group has never released an album?
The new tool album sounds awesome
They are "hammering" out some new tunes,
But they should of hired "Phillips head" to do the mixing.
Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on?
If you buy an album and it goes platinum, you're technically one in a million.
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
I found a Scott Stapp solo album on sale for only $0.05.
I think I want my nickel back.
How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?
'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.
Explanation: Till Lindemann is the vocalist of the band, they usually have lyrics in their songs so they will have to be finished to be included in the album.
I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.
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