Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancé, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,
Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.
I film funny jokes and put them on facebook, I get a few requests like this but this time i decided to play for a little bit.
And at one point there were a bunch of bears sprawled on the beach, and the rangers had put up a block in the middle of the path leading up to it with a warning about bears. I point to the thing blocking our path and ask my dad, "You know what that is?"
"What?"
"A BEAR-ier."
