Got the girlfriend while she was showing me family photo albums

Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."

Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."

Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HEHHHHHHHH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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My uncle posted an entire album of these photos.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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My dads recent play on words

Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I was asked for a joke with a good punchline

I film funny jokes and put them on facebook, I get a few requests like this but this time i decided to play for a little bit.

Album of 6 photos showing my inner father

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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I was at a park in Alaska for bear watching...

And at one point there were a bunch of bears sprawled on the beach, and the rangers had put up a block in the middle of the path leading up to it with a warning about bears. I point to the thing blocking our path and ask my dad, "You know what that is?"

"What?"

"A BEAR-ier."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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