They always end up a little truncated.
This could be the first actual nick-nack paddy whack.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
It would be corny anyway
He was out standing in his field.
Rüdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rüdoff det røde", meaning "the red".
After years of wars, and regular battles, Rüdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.
One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rüdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars
"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.
He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:
Rüdoff The Red knows rain, dear.
By Demeter.
Ahh Migraines!
No rain, no gain
After all, it's a light crop
He loves being in the limelight.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
They're absolutely gourd-geous.
You could say he was out standing in his field
One’s a pharmacist and the other’s a farm assist
But they turned out really grainy.
It sprung a leek.
Take an aspirin, because you have my grains.
He wanted to see world peas.
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
when can you harvest it?
