What does Brock from pokémon browse reddit on
Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?
Because it was made by NoLAN
I have always liked to browse the internet
I want to drink my coffee, smoke my cigarette, browse reddit on my phone all at the same time but I only have 2 hands. I wish I had another set of hands for this.
I think that would be pretty handy.
How do you browse the trump fashion line?
Coworker: You shouldn't browse Reddit while at work.
Coworker: You shouldn't browse Reddit while at work.
Me: Do you know who my grandpa is? He is a billionaire.
Coworker: So what?
Me: He was a miner, then he mined his own business.
My dog takes a walk the same way I browse /r/dadjokes.
We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.
What's it called when your children also browse Reddit?
The table in a waiting room where they have magazines for you to browse is a periodical table.
My Father as He Browses "Funny Memes" on Facebook
Me: I'm going to take a hot tub
Him: Well, where are you going to put it?
Then he chuckles his way to the bathroom
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
I saw my nephew browsing some weird porn
What's the world coming to?
What TV-character is the most impatient when browsing the web?
The Refresh Prince of Bel Air.
Hope this hasn't been posted before
My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard
I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc
I was browsing through r/3amjokes and i couldn’t understand any of them..
Must be because it’s 5 pm.
My wife and I went to the Museum of Medicine and we were browsing the exhibits...
Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".
Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".
Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".
Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".
Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".
Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".
Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".
Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!
What is it called when you spend an hour in the bookstore browsing for German philosophers?
What did the frog say when it browsed the used book bin?
Browsing reddit on mobile? Place your device on your body.
I've been staying home all day browsing through Quora
I guess I was Quorantined.
After browsing recipes on Reddit, I come away believing there’s only one way to prepare my chicken.
I had a guy come up to me at the store the other day as I was browsing the candy section and proclaimed "I refuse to eat Werther's originals!" Confused, I asked "Why's that?"
Dave and Joe are browsing a Jerusalem dating site.
Dave sees the girl of his dreams and asks Joe, “I can’t believe my eyes, is this girl real?”
Joe pats his buddy Dave on the back, “Yea bud, she Isreal.”
I just discovered this subreddit, and I can't stop browsing it
It's a parent this is the place for me :)
My son was browsing Reddit in the living room
when he began to sob into his keyboard. I went over to ask him what was wrong and he told me that despite lurking for years he still couldn't build up enough confidence to ask DIY how to build a fence.
Disappointed I could only say, "Well son, you can't start to build a fence if you can't even create a post."
Saw a person coughing while they were browsing reddit today.
Edit: Thanks for the cold, kind stranger!
Saw this while browsing Instagram. Felt it should be here
Saw this when browsing on my CAWmputer.
Found this while browsing.
While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, “They r/dadjokes.”
The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?”
Kids, right!
Found this whole browsing, thought I'd share
i found this browsing around
https://i.imgur.com/i7TApSv.png
(Not a Dad Joke) I need a good list of the best dad jokes you guys have
It’s for a discord bot I’m going to put in a server full of people who could use some dad jokes
I've browsed this sub for a long time, but I never post anything of my own or comment.
I don't really know what I'm lurking for.
SO and I were browsing reddit together, and we saw a picture of an owl getting scritched. She asked if we could get an owl.
I said, "Owl see."
Cue eye rolling from her.
Browsing through Facebook, a good friend's dad's most recent post...
Saw the wife browsing shoes online...
"I thought you had enough issues already."
Dadjoked while browsing netflix
So I was browsing netflix with the family earlier, and my 11 year old brother asked "what's Gladiator?" and my dad said "it's about a cannibal who eats women. After he eats them he's gladiator". It took me a second to get the joke.
Got my girlfriend today while browsing Netflix
Girlfriend: "Hey shcarneacarn, this October should be a scary movie marathon! Help me catch up on all the scary movies I've missed?"
Me: "Only if I can mustard up the courage!"
The glare that ensued afterwards was almost too satisfying.
My wife got me while I was browsing car parts.
Me: I really like these deep dish rims.
Wife: Really? I prefer hand-tossed.
Browsing in toys r' us when...
Got my friends while browsing movies
Me and two friends are browsing the comedy section for a movie to watch.
Friend 1: "What's that movie, the one with the cow?"
Friend 2 clicks on it
Friend 2: "It's apparently a documentary"
Friend 1: "Why is there a documentary about cows here?"
Me: "It's a cowmedy"
Friend 1 & 2 groans
I was browsing the internet looking at prices for a new PC...
...I was asked if I intended to buy. I said no, I was just Windows™ shopping.
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