I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Wife: The kids moved my bookmark.
Me: all these years and you haven’t learned my name is Austin.
Wife stared at me blankly for a few moments and then went on with her day. Lol
Scratch and sniff!
And I always tell him my name is not Mark
He's 14. You'd think that by now he'd know my name is Troy.
Owl keep your place
I said, "Get off your lazy butt and go get one yourself."
Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.
http://imgur.com/DProikz
I said, “Yes, we have hundreds, but my name’s Dave.”
Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!
After all these years, he still doesn't know my name is Dave...
I started crying... he's 11 and still doesn't know my name is Stephen.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Absolute idiot. He's 13 and still doesn't know my name is paul.
