Today, my son asked, β€œCan I have a bookmark?”

I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Killed the bookmark joke today!

Wife: The kids moved my bookmark.

Me: all these years and you haven’t learned my name is Austin.

Wife stared at me blankly for a few moments and then went on with her day. Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Bookmark got lost
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What’s a dogs favorite bookmark??

Scratch and sniff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarnationsNation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son always asks for a bookmark...

And I always tell him my name is not Mark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Desenzitized
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I cried when my son asked me for a bookmark.

He's 14. You'd think that by now he'd know my name is Troy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What did the owl bookmark say?

Owl keep your place

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Today my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?"

I said, "Get off your lazy butt and go get one yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!

Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capernakis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I'd bet $10 this bookmark was design by a dad

http://imgur.com/DProikz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walden42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and asks, β€œDo you have a bookmark?”

I said, β€œYes, we have hundreds, but my name’s Dave.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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I need a pun about graduation and/or bookmarks!

Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maebella
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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Today, my son asked: "Can I have a bookmark?". To which I instantly started crying

After all these years, he still doesn't know my name is Dave...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevinvl123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Today my son asked me, "Can I have a bookmark?"

I started crying... he's 11 and still doesn't know my name is Stephen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" and I burst into tears.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Today my son asked "Can you grab the bookmark?"

Absolute idiot. He's 13 and still doesn't know my name is paul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassicallybob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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