I read somewhere that Matthew McConaughey was in a fender bender.

Now his Lincoln only turns alright, alright, alright.

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Why was Matthew Mcconaughey a failed nascar driver?

Because heโ€™s alright alright alright

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rimmerj13
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My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew

It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gymdodo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did Matthew McConaughey say when everything fell out of his Reuben?

All rye, all rye, all rye

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Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cheese_Junky
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?

They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.

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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?

Thereโ€™s no left turns so itโ€™s alright alright alright.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Latter-Day_Tank
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If Matthew McConaughey had a cat, what color would it be?

All white, all white, all white.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why does Matthew McConaughey never turns left?

Because he's all right, all right, all right!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/borsken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2ndcummingofchrist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Matthew McConaughey keeps track of his car maintenance...

... with his Lincoln logs!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CryptoReaper5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...

... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What did Matthew McConaughey buy at the lamp store?

A light, A light, A light!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2019
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"Should I call you Matt or Matthew?"

"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"

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Matthew McConaughey might have a torn ligament.

He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.

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Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.

It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.

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I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

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Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark

When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?

Because it goes all right all right all right

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?

Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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It's pretty obvious why Matthew is heading towards Florida.

Retirement.

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make left turns?

Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/g5zvwUa9720pO/200_s.gif

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?

All write, all write, all write

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, โ€œIโ€™ll direct!โ€

Leonardo DiCaprio said, โ€œIโ€™ll produce!โ€

Matthew McConaughey said, โ€œIโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write!โ€

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

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What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
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What does Matthew McConaughey wear on vacation in Miami?

All white, all white, all white!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie.

Clooney says, โ€œIโ€™ll direct.โ€

DiCaprio says, โ€œIโ€™ll produce.โ€

McConaughey says, โ€œIโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write.โ€

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George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together

George Clooney said โ€œIโ€™ll direct!โ€ Johnny Depp said โ€œIโ€™ll produce!โ€ Mathew McConaughey said โ€œIll write, Iโ€™ll write, Iโ€™ll write.โ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I heard Matthew McConaughey can't make left turns while driving.

He can only go Alright Alright Alright.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Why was Matthew McConaughey so bad at Nascar?

He turned alright alright alright

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln can't make left turns?

It just goes all right, all right, all right...

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house?

All right, all right, all right.

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