When did Paul McCartney write β€œSilly Love Songs”?

His entire career.

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John-Paul, Georgian Ringo.
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Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?

Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...

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Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

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SLogan Paul

If Logan Paul was an activist

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I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible

He never Saul Jesus coming

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Paul got his name changed in the Bible...

He never Saul it coming

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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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Paul Wahlberg owns Wahlburgers

If he owned Wal-Mart, would it be called Wahl-Mart?

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Then it must be Paul’s, y’all.
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Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"

I said, "I like Pete Best."

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John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

That makes me a re-Pete offender

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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.

Sorry if you’re a-Pauled.

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Whats the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?

Hitler knew when to kill himself

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By George said Paul sitting on the John...

Where’d my Ringo

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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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What if Jeans was actually pronounced like Jean. Like in Jean Paul Marat.
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I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...

But he spends all his time on his dashboard

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Paul bears
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Paul the chemist makes a bad pun

Paul's friends: dipole

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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do after an argument?

They KISS and makeup

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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

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I tried to high five Logan Paul reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

because the horse was too heavy to carry

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It's a original NES Paul
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I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.

I guess my Vision's going bad.

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Paul's an assistant at a butcher shop . He's 6 foot tall and wears a size 9 shoe . What does he weight ?

Meat.

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Pope John-Paul should've been succeeded by Pope George-Ringo
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Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon this weekend

He was banned on the run.

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NBA players like to tell stories about Paul Bunyan.

They're really into tall tales.

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Paul McCartney copes with John Lennon's death by buying hens, and then later tries to fly by tying them to his arms and legs.

As he puts it,

"I get by with a little help from my hens."

"I get high with a little help from my hens."

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Why would Paul Muad'Dib make a great dessert chef?

He's got flans within flans.

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My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.

Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.

Transcript (Important part in boldface):

Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"

I wait.

"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.

EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.

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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top

Before he got dye with a little help from his friends

Now it can't dye me love

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Did you hear that ICE detained Paul Simon?

They were asking him about a guy named Julio.

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The guy from Wolverine Should play Paul Bunnion if a movie abiut him ever comes out.

You know, Huge Ax-man.

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What is Paul McCartney's favorite drink?

Lennonade

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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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