I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible
He never Saul Jesus coming
SLogan Paul
If Logan Paul was an activist
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"
I said, "I like Pete Best."
Paul Wahlberg owns Wahlburgers
If he owned Wal-Mart, would it be called Wahl-Mart?
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker
Then it must be Paul’s, y’all.
I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.
That makes me a re-Pete offender
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
Whats the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?
Hitler knew when to kill himself
Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
What if Jeans was actually pronounced like Jean. Like in Jean Paul Marat.
I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...
But he spends all his time on his dashboard
What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do after an argument?
Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.
Paul the chemist makes a bad pun
My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.
Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST".
"Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked.
"Nope, that's not him.", I replied.
"So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded.
"Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
because the horse was too heavy to carry
Paul's an assistant at a butcher shop . He's 6 foot tall and wears a size 9 shoe . What does he weight ?
I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.
I guess my Vision's going bad.
Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon this weekend
He was banned on the run.
Pope John-Paul should've been succeeded by Pope George-Ringo
NBA players like to tell stories about Paul Bunyan.
They're really into tall tales.
Why would Paul Muad'Dib make a great dessert chef?
He's got flans within flans.
Paul McCartney copes with John Lennon's death by buying hens, and then later tries to fly by tying them to his arms and legs.
As he puts it,
"I get by with a little help from my hens."
"I get high with a little help from my hens."
The mayor of Saint Paul passed a law banning large soft drinks.
Now if you want one you have to get a Minnesota
My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.
Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.
Transcript (Important part in boldface):
Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"
I wait.
"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.
EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.
What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?
Did you hear that ICE detained Paul Simon?
They were asking him about a guy named Julio.
The guy from Wolverine Should play Paul Bunnion if a movie abiut him ever comes out.
What is Paul McCartney's favorite drink?
I heard Paul was surprised on the road to Damascus
You could even say he was blindsided.
Did you know that you can't order fountain drinks larger than 8 ounces in St. Paul?
It's mini soda law.
Bonus joke: where are the trees in Minnesota?
Between da twos and da fours.
My dad's name is Paul.
Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."
e.g.
Kim: "I'm appalled!"
Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."
Paul McCartney grew irritated that he couldn't purchase a call girl with impressionist paintings
He said, "I don't care too much for Monet. Monet can't buy me love."
How does Chris Paul like his chicken?
Chris 'P' (Yes, my friends hate me for it)
Paul got his name changed in the Bible...
58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.
I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.
Sorry if you’re a-Pauled.
By George said Paul sitting on the John...
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