What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
I went to school with a Girl named Nonstick Cookingspray
We tried calling her Pam
But somehow it just never did stick
I went to college with a woman named Nonstick Cooking Spray.
She kept shortening it to Pam, but I knew what she meant.
Wife asked me to help with the cooking...
Wife: Honey, can you please spray Pam on the baking sheet for me so I can finish prepping?
Me: I can't do that, honey.
Wife: Why not?
Me: Pam moved out after we sprayed her the last time.
Three Year Old Daughter: Oh, brother...
I went to school with a girl named nonstick cooking spray.
We tried calling her Pam but it didn't stick
