I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapps2000x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melancholytron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Wiz4rd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences

I suffer from premature punctuatio!n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3NinjaCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al25fcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I think this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDawidosDawson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I think this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BtsIsMyCupOfTae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Was told that this belongs here.. /r/Jokes/comments/jdj07k/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOGMilktank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I think this belongs here. πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f0r3aL84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I know it’s a similar sub, but this joke really belongs here /r/Jokes/comments/ioxenl/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogulzns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I don't know if this belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedSanta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onowl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What fruit belongs in water fights?

A Naval Orange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JalepenoPeppers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Belongs bere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor1an_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Guess it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetSeagul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Does this belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornetto_56
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I thought this belong here to (hope nobody posted it here yet) /r/Jokes/comments/ifow41/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plap12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Not mine but I definitely think it belongs here. /r/Jokes/comments/ixvogb/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I think it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaushikpadua
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Natcho Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriHard25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I think this belongs here /r/3amjokes/comments/ihyd…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harvest86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I think this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortize
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I think this belongs here, so does u/i_am_a_pathetic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kokachi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Not sure if this belongs here but... /r/Jokes/comments/i9e6jq/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mat_Cauthor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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not sure if this belongs here, mβ€˜kay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skizzoat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Not sure if this belongs here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamSeer95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I believe the pun belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fallen_axe_shay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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This belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJLTGame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Not sure if this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wisdomsharerv2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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This belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isatellite_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Does this belong here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LexFabolous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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This definitively belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleSymphony
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Does this belong here or r/getmotivated?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasm81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Saw this and thought this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarBowl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Does this belong here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShouShits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Found on r/jokes. Think it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlisHyper12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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This isn't mine but belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Pineapple truly does belong on pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibombs85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Thought it belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeRealBC45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Pyramids belong to a really really old person

They call him Giza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmememore
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