What do gay horses eat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellifosIsland23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call a massage therapist who believes men are inherently better than women?

A massaginist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pad0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Why don’t AnCaps like being woken up? Because it violates the NAP.

Explanation for the uninformed: It’s a play on nap (sleeping) and NAP (non-aggression principle) -The ethical stance asserting that aggression is inherently wrong. This includes initiating or threatening any forceful interference with an individual or their property.

Source: Found this gem on r/liberarianmemes about anarchists, but I changed it to AnCap because it’s more fitting.

Hoped you either laughed or learned something today. Have a good one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DriedSooch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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So, I'm studying human perception as it relates to colour, right?

And the thing about eyes, sight, and light is that nobody really knows what colour anything is.

What we think of as colour is actually light reflecting off a surface in the visible light spectrum- nothing is inherently colourful on its own. So everything we see is actually in our own heads. Transfered light is reflecting off objects, into our eyes and being read/perceived by the brain as 'colour'.

It's all a pigment of our imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremeCanadian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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My father's mentally 5 years old.

Dad: "Where does a General keep his Armies?"

Child/Teen/Adult me for the sake of the joke: "Where?"

Dad: "Up his Sleevies"

Admittedly for the first 3-4 years I heard this as a child I didn't get it at all but still rolled around laughing at how much my dad would laugh despite it's inherent oldness as a joke.

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