I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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👤︎ u/Zapps2000x
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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👤︎ u/Al25fcp
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What's a cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

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👤︎ u/Onowl
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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I thought this belong here to (hope nobody posted it here yet) /r/Jokes/comments/ifow41/…
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👤︎ u/plap12
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Natcho Cheese

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👤︎ u/TriHard25
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Pyramids belong to a really really old person

They call him Giza

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I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/ZeroAgency
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..

...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!

(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)

Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire

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👤︎ u/noyfbfoad
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What Do You call A Curvy Parrying Dagger Which Belongs To A Pirate?
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......not mine (credits to the person it belongs to.....

Wife: Our relationship is over.................... Me (through the walkie-talkie): Our relationship is what?, Over...

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I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.

It is a Tolkien gesture.

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I just did this to my friend and i think it belongs here

I called her up and asked her how to pronounce 'B-U-Y'. She said buy? I said ok bye and hung up.

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My mom sent this to me. I think it belongs here imgur.com/YQoYbFD
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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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My History professor asked us to write some jokes on the back of our history final for extra credit. After the groans from everyone I told it to, I think it belongs here.

Why was Leif Erikson not accredited with discovering the New World?

Because if he had put some roots down, he would have been Tree Erikson.

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I can't convince him to reddit but he definitely belongs here

Me: Hey, do you need me to pick up anything from the store?

Dad: Yeah, but then bring it to the register, pay, and bring it home.

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👤︎ u/xlexiconx
📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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I adopted a dog who used to belong to a blacksmith

I know he used to belong to a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/t_eld
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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