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︎ Apr 07 2021
If you spell the words βAbsolutely Nothingβ backwards, you get βGnihton Yletulosba,β which ironically means...
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︎ Feb 15 2021
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
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︎ Mar 28 2021
βWhich support was it?β
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Which is the most successful fruit? mElon Musk
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︎ May 07 2021
Two cats are on a metal roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest ΞΌ
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Which villain doesn't pay their taxes?
π︎ 26
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︎ May 07 2021
Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
π︎ 6
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Which bread discovered America?
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︎ May 05 2021
Which man did Jaro kill?
https://preview.redd.it/zyvclp2qjkx61.jpg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71048f27b50f7e73283bc35ea167606f6c89d1bc
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︎ May 06 2021
My wife asked me which paddle I wanted to use in the boat...
I answered βeither/oar.β
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
π︎ 13k
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasnβt happy at all. βHow much have you had to drink?β she asked sternly, staring at me. βNothingβ I slurred. βLook at me!β she shouted. βItβs either me or the pub, which one is it?β
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, βItβs you. I can tell by the voice.β
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Which kind of car problem is worse:
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Which mountains have the best nuts?
π︎ 6
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︎ May 03 2021
Which animals are the biggest nerds?
Fish, because they spend all their time in schools
π︎ 14
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︎ May 02 2021
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
π︎ 3
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︎ May 06 2021
Which bird is always out of breath?
π︎ 11
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...
Itβs the βClicker Picker Upper.β
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︎ May 02 2021
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
π︎ 14
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︎ Apr 22 2021
On which side of the earth should you build a house?
π︎ 11
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︎ May 02 2021
Which rapper can you find in the refrigerator?
π︎ 6
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︎ May 06 2021
How to tell which end of a worm is the head?
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy
π︎ 6
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Today, my son asked: "Can I have a bookmark?". To which I instantly started crying
After all these years, he still doesn't know my name is Dave...
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Today is PI day, which always makes me hungry for pie
Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5
But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1
Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Which superhero is be the best at baseball?
π︎ 13
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
π︎ 28
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I'm putting together a book of tried and true recipes, none of which will include thyme as an ingredient.
>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
π︎ 25
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Which kidney to take?
π︎ 6k
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Which is the bird that can do the things that you can do, as well?
π︎ 5
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Which weapon does the Grim Reaper use in the winter?
π︎ 9
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Which animal has the biggest breasts
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Which movie director used to be a lumberjack?
π︎ 3
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Which one of the bees do all the sick bees in the beehive go to?
π︎ 3
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Which member of the Addams Family loves dead memes?
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
π︎ 4
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Which one runs faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot, because anyone can catch a cold.
π︎ 13
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︎ Apr 10 2021
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