Thereof Puns

A list of puns related to "Thereof"

I use this one all the time.

I was out shopping with my son to get him some new pants. We were browsing around to find his size, when one of the clerks comes over and asks, "How are you guys making out?"

To which I replied, "We're not making out. We're just shopping for pants."

This line or variations thereof always gives me a chuckle. Feel free to use it for yourself.

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👤︎ u/Kardinos
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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Reminder: You now all have the opportunity to use one of the oldest dad jokes in the book - "I haven't _______ all year!"

Examples:

  • I haven't seen you all year!
  • I haven't eaten all year
  • I haven't slept all year

And variants thereof.

Happy New Year :)

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👤︎ u/RomanAbramovich
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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