What do you call a place wherein all of the dirtiest jobs in the world are reflected?

A Mike Rowe-cosm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indie1942
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Wherein my dad helps me cook.

I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.

"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"

"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."

"Why not just a pound of beans?"

"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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Wherein my father in law fends off someone pushing free samples at the grocery store...

My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.

Woman: Would you like a sample?

Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!

Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.

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