A list of puns related to "Wherein"
A Mike Rowe-cosm.
I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.
"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"
"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."
"Why not just a pound of beans?"
"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"
My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.
Woman: Would you like a sample?
Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!
Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.
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