Hereby Puns

A list of puns related to "Hereby"

Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"

That's just not rite.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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👤︎ u/Pleasethelions
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Nerdy dad joke

Attention - due to the current health situation, I am hereby suspending all TCP communication. I will only utilize UDP in order to avoid all handshakes.

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👤︎ u/darth-noxious
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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