You cannot plant flowers..
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
We CANNOT let this year end.
Cos then we will be admitting 2021.
But then again, we can't just skip 2021. Cos the next year is 2022.
What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?
Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you're smiling?
You simply cannot beat wordplay
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The only thing a kleptomaniac cannot steal is a pun
They take everything literally.
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
You cannot break their bond
Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician.
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
Did you know people without feet cannot eat ice cream?
They are lack toes intolerant.
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but cannot see?
What is seen cannot be unseen
My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.
They just don't see i to I.
Maria cannot upload baby Jesus picture to Instagram...
...because there's no stable internet.
Scissors cannot be trusted
Two things I cannot stand in this sick world is discrimination
Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out
They quack under pressure
So I bought a large mammal repellant spray recently, and I absolutely cannot stand the smell!
I cannot and will not ever use a plastic knife in any situation
Cannot imagine the trauma
What do you call a Mexican who cannot remember where he parked?
I cannot stand absolute zero!
I'll never be 0K with it.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.
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What has ears but cannot hear?
What do you call it when a reptile cannot work his email?
If your can opener can't open a particular can, it becomes a cannot opener.
What type of jam you cannot put on bread
People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology ...
Bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
As weed legality gets better, I still cannot believe...
that I haven't heard of a single dispensary referring to itself as a "cannabusiness"
I cannot be-weave he said this
I’m terrified of spiders and had to summon my boyfriend to relocate a rather large one hanging out on the back door.
Him: Actually I think I’ll put him in a jar. We can keep him as a pet and name him Frank.
Me staring at him bewildered:.... name him frank?
Him: Yes because he frankly terrifies you.
I seriously cannot believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick
Seriously, how low can you go?
The World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs being held in quarantine will be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.. just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician because he was deaf.
The World Health Organization has said that dogs cannot get COVID19, so they have said dogs are not required to be in quarantine.
So, WHO let the dogs out.
What has ears but cannot hear?
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