It's half empty.
Heβs your classic Neigh-sayer.
True story, I work in the health industry, get to ask these questions from time to time:
Me: Good morning (of course no matter what time of day it is)! I have 4 questions for you, letβs see if you studied for the test...
Patient: (most of the time, chuckle)
Me: Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
Patient: No
Me: Have you had a persistent cough recently?
Patient: No
Me: Have you been tested for COVID-19 recently?
Patient (sometimes): Yes
Me: Do you know the results of the test?
Patient (about 85% of the time): Negative
Me: You donβt know the results of the test? (Straight face behind mask)
Patient: It was negative
Me: (smile and chuckle showing through mask)
Patient: Ohhhh! I get it! (Laughs 95% of the time)
Me: Dad jokes have to happen... π
/insert question #4 here, unrelated to said joke... heh
Iβm keeping my ion U
Because they canβt sΓ.
Itβs half empty
Heβll stop at NOTHING to avoid them!
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever!
Double negatives are a real no-no.
I tell them that I am short-sighted.
He said, βI know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...β
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
Felt like posting something positive today
At least that's what the sighentists say.
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
it was a PELI-CAN'T!
2020:stay away from positive people
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
Too bad it was my IQ test.
It will take some time to get the full picture.
A pepsimist
Aβ¦B positive
He's been charged with battery
He was charged with battery
Because everything around them is negative
So I shouted βIβ
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Iβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Itβs currently half empty.
it's currently half empty
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
As he died he kept on insisting for us to βbe positiveβ, but itβs hard without him.
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
He stops at nothing to avoid them
