What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
Mentos
I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do
it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"
Once upon a time at the opposite of the beginning
The end.
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A happy uncle.
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
Stolen from dad jokes
Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
Mentos.
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
I can prove that a person is the opposite of a box
If you are paid to drive a person in your car, you're in the livery business.
If you are paid to drive a box in your car, you're in the delivery business.
Q.E.D.
What’s the opposite of a galaxy?
A guy-axy.
- From my 8 year old daughter.
What's the opposite of an assassin?
A dickdickout.
What’s the opposite of Butterfly?
MargarineWalk
Edit: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.
What's the opposite of Manchester United?
Women chest are divided
What's the opposite of a shallow person?
A deep-end-able one.
What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?
A taciturn.
What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?
Megahard Onfire
What's the opposite of a damsel in distress?
A man in that dress!
What’s the opposite of a good time?
Whatever happens in the MEANtime!
Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?
Dad: Yousoearly
Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos
Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx
What's the opposite of antibiotic?
Unclebiotic
What's the opposite of a hero?
A there-o
What’s the opposite of winning hands down?
Defeat!
What's the opposite of Aretha Franklin?
Urethra Frankiln
I’ll tell you the opposite of adulting...
Just kidding.
Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?
Me: Uncle-biotics!
What do you call the opposite of yesterday?
Noterday
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
Mentos
