What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?

Mentos

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I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do

it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NearDead-Star
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Once upon a time at the opposite of the beginning

The end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theelfsmother
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

Stolen from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
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I can prove that a person is the opposite of a box

If you are paid to drive a person in your car, you're in the livery business.

If you are paid to drive a box in your car, you're in the delivery business.

Q.E.D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What’s the opposite of a galaxy?

A guy-axy.

  • From my 8 year old daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Last resort on opposite day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorp1a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What's the opposite of an assassin?

A dickdickout.

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What’s the opposite of Butterfly?

MargarineWalk

Edit: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnkyhunter31
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What's the opposite of Manchester United?

Women chest are divided

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moe87b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What's the opposite of a shallow person?

A deep-end-able one.

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What’s the opposite of Urine?

Ur out!

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what's the opposite of disappoint?

data point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_h_a_r_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?

A taciturn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Megahard Onfire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's the opposite of a damsel in distress?

A man in that dress!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaphone93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s the opposite of a good time?

Whatever happens in the MEANtime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?

Dad: Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shafiqueg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Unclebiotic

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What's the opposite of a hero?

A there-o

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What’s the opposite of winning hands down?

Defeat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's the opposite to firefly?

Waterfall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ereyesc95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's the opposite of Aretha Franklin?

Urethra Frankiln

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JunkCrap247
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I’ll tell you the opposite of adulting...

Just kidding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painted-comrade
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?

Me: Uncle-biotics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What’s the opposite of atire?

Awaytire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordVader1080
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What's the opposite of a microwave?

A Tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call the opposite of yesterday?

Noterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Quackington
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

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What's the opposite of noodles?

Dressed L's.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos

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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

It is Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai_2609
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanoran
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What’s the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beestly
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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhasse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of defeat?

Da hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedge__
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tevvi94
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What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canooter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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