What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?

Mentos

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What's the opposite of stand up comedy ?

A sitcom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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My Dad told the family this one yesterday at dinner, "Do you know what the opposite of ladyfinger is? "

We all nodded out heads in No

Dad : "Mentos"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleDevil666
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Did you know that the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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What’s the opposite of a cannibal?

A can’tible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What is the opposite of a cool cat?

A hot dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What's the opposite of a warlock?

A peacekeyper.

Found this here, wanted to share it with yall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inditorias
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Girl friends and clients are like opposites.

Easy to get a girlfriend. Very difficult to put an end to it.

Difficult to get a client. Very easy to put an end to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildluciddreaming
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do

it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NearDead-Star
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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To all those who don’t know the opposite of in

Shout-out to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burgundyhotel
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Once upon a time at the opposite of the beginning

The end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theelfsmother
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

Stolen from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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College is the opposite of kidnapping....

They demand $100,000, or they will send your kid back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Last resort on opposite day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorp1a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I can prove that a person is the opposite of a box

If you are paid to drive a person in your car, you're in the livery business.

If you are paid to drive a box in your car, you're in the delivery business.

Q.E.D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What's the opposite of an assassin?

A dickdickout.

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What’s the opposite of a galaxy?

A guy-axy.

  • From my 8 year old daughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What’s the opposite of Butterfly?

MargarineWalk

Edit: I can’t believe it’s not butterfly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnkyhunter31
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What’s the opposite of Urine?

Ur out!

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What's the opposite of Manchester United?

Women chest are divided

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moe87b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What's the opposite of a shallow person?

A deep-end-able one.

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what's the opposite of disappoint?

data point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_h_a_r_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?

A taciturn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlowbeer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Megahard Onfire

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's the opposite of a damsel in distress?

A man in that dress!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaphone93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?

Dad: Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shafiqueg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Ladyfingers are the opposite of mentos

Dad hat tip to u/xcammanx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What's the opposite of a hero?

A there-o

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What’s the opposite of a good time?

Whatever happens in the MEANtime!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Unclebiotic

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What's the opposite to firefly?

Waterfall.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s the opposite of winning hands down?

Defeat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlykelc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?

Me: Uncle-biotics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I’ll tell you the opposite of adulting...

Just kidding.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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What's the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

Mentos

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What is the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's the opposite of Lady Fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers?

It is Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sai_2609
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanoran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What is the opposite of ladyfingers ?

It's Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expellarimus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What’s the opposite of Ladyfingers?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beestly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

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