You repair it...
(Sorry I will show myself out)
It was a huge spectacle!
Coords.
Itβs a little two in tents.
Well just calm down and pull yourself together.
...just in case I get a hole in one.
A jeanius
Sole-mates.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
It would be helpful in the long run.
...but they're both "lefts". Which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Doctor: No, it's pronounced 'Orthopedic'
Me: Ah, I stand corrected
In case he gets a hole in one.
Orthodox
Vin's Shield: Vipers
You blow into you partners ear
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Β‘Eso sΓ que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Dad: I'll see.
In case you get a hole in one
But Iβm afraid it ainβt gonna cut it.
Son: No I donβt like ghosts.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
Helsinki
...donβt you mean βpair oβ medicsβ?
If you ask me, theyβre cheapskates.
MEMEosas
(also pairs well with SaMEMEosas)
I personally am on the fence
I guess βhole-in-oneβ jokes are sub-par.
The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"
Sole-mates
In case he got a hole in one!
In case they get a hole in one
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
Doctor:- Pull your self together!
In case they get a hole in one !
In case I got a hole in one
In case they get a hole in one.
In case I get a hole in one
A: In case he got a hole in one.
