25 Hilarious Brace Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?

There is none, they both promote being white and straight

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👤︎ u/Pax_flash

📅︎ Mar 29 2021

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Brace yourselves; Christmas puns are coming

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👤︎ u/nukes_or_aliens

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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Why did the deer get braces?

Because he had buck teeth.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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My wife's knees hurt...i tild her she needs knee braces

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👤︎ u/punny_you_said_that

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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I had a neck brace fitted years ago...

And I've never looked back since

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/liverpool135

📅︎ Jul 11 2020

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Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.

I told my wife:

There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"

This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk

📅︎ Mar 07 2020

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Brace yourselves

NNN memes incumming

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👤︎ u/K_Bhavya

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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My Son asked me if I had any regrets over the really expensive neck brace I bought...

Can honestly say I've never looked back

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👤︎ u/carlitos_segway

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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Due to a spinal injury at work, my Dad had to get a neck brace.

At least now he always looks forward to see me.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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I'm going to tell you what my favourite kind of tea is but brace yourself it's shocking

Electricitea

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👤︎ u/Whatistheformulioli

📅︎ Jul 01 2019

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The doctor said I needed leg braces.

I told him I didn’t think I did. But I stand corrected.

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👤︎ u/kinkwip

📅︎ May 23 2019

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The cops told me my wife got abducted and to brace for the worst

I’m guessing she’s about to come back

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👤︎ u/Androgymoose

📅︎ Apr 28 2019

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My logger friend invented a back brace

He calls it a lumbar jack.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Brace yourselves kids!

Our dentist is shutting down.

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👤︎ u/Ivosaw

📅︎ May 28 2018

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Where do killer whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist.

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👤︎ u/Jo_Fish

📅︎ Oct 15 2017

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So, I have to wear a back brace...

I have to wear it because of an unnatural curve in my spine. Whenever I reference it, my dad says "brace yourself" :/

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👤︎ u/bon7bon2000

📅︎ May 31 2015

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A dyslexic televangelist had to wear a brace on his leg while on TV. It was a dog and poor knee show.

I'll be here all day.

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👤︎ u/JoshWithaQ

📅︎ Aug 01 2014

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A survivalist cooks ursa meat with women in bikinis who just got their braces off

Bear Grylls grills bear with bare girls with bare grills

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👤︎ u/zatch17

📅︎ Nov 22 2015

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Brace yourselves

It's coming

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👤︎ u/tellmetruetellmewhy

📅︎ Dec 24 2014

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i had a neck brace fitted years ago...

i have never looked back

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👤︎ u/ri0tt

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

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👤︎ u/mkabrah2

📅︎ Jan 24 2017

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I had a neck brace fitted three years ago.

I haven’t looked back since.

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👤︎ u/waddoheck

📅︎ Aug 12 2019

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I had a neck brace fitted years ago.

I’ve never looked back since!

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👤︎ u/MeepMeepMcMeep

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

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👤︎ u/mkabrah2

📅︎ Jul 28 2017

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Brace yourselves

New years is coming

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👤︎ u/tellmetruetellmewhy

📅︎ Dec 29 2014

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