I told my wife:
There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"
This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.
Can honestly say I've never looked back
At least now he always looks forward to see me.
I haven’t looked back since.
"I stand corrected"
I’ve never looked back since!
I told him I didn’t think I did. But I stand corrected.
I’m guessing she’s about to come back
He calls it a lumbar jack.
I have to wear it because of an unnatural curve in my spine. Whenever I reference it, my dad says "brace yourself" :/
I'll be here all day.
Bear Grylls grills bear with bare girls with bare grills