My wife's knees hurt...i tild her she needs knee braces
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Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.

I told my wife:

There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"

This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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i had a neck brace fitted years ago...

i have never looked back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ri0tt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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My Son asked me if I had any regrets over the really expensive neck brace I bought...

Can honestly say I've never looked back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carlitos_segway
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Brace yourselves

NNN memes incumming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Bhavya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Due to a spinal injury at work, my Dad had to get a neck brace.

At least now he always looks forward to see me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I had a neck brace fitted three years ago.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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The man stood, took off his back brace and said...

"I stand corrected"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mochazebra
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago.

I’ve never looked back since!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeepMeepMcMeep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I'm going to tell you what my favourite kind of tea is but brace yourself it's shocking

Electricitea

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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The doctor said I needed leg braces.

I told him I didn’t think I did. But I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinkwip
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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The cops told me my wife got abducted and to brace for the worst

I’m guessing she’s about to come back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Androgymoose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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My logger friend invented a back brace

He calls it a lumbar jack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkabrah2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Brace yourselves kids!

Our dentist is shutting down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivosaw
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Where do killer whales go to get their braces?

The orca-dontist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo_Fish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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So, I have to wear a back brace...

I have to wear it because of an unnatural curve in my spine. Whenever I reference it, my dad says "brace yourself" :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bon7bon2000
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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A dyslexic televangelist had to wear a brace on his leg while on TV. It was a dog and poor knee show.

I'll be here all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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A survivalist cooks ursa meat with women in bikinis who just got their braces off

Bear Grylls grills bear with bare girls with bare grills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatch17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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Brace yourselves
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Brace yourselves
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Why did the deer need braces?

He had buck teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkabrah2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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