I can't find my cake anywhere.

I was so excited to eat it for Christmas but it was stollen.

Edit: tried to strengthen the Cake to Stollen connection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjlufi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I finally purchased a new tube of Fixodent Denture Adhesive Cream for my wife and me!

It was good to strengthen our bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dendle94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2012
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People who give me dirty looks when I breastfeed in public need to stop

What I'm doing is natural and it strengthens the bond I have between me and my girlfriend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Are dates good for you?

My husband and I were sitting on the couch last night as I was looking up recipes for homemade energy bars, one recipe called for dried dates to add sweetness. My husband asked me "Are dates good for you?" to which I replied "Well I think they definitely help to strengthen a relationship, so yes"

I got the glare of amused disapproval.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christinethejedi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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