What do you do when your Bluetooth device doesn't pair?

You repair it...

(Sorry I will show myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetableNatural
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I'm working on a device that can read minds

I'd love to hear your thoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Fntrf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.

Now I have salmonella.

(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eriknobeats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.

Only while stocks last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I can't believe I was able to trade a piece of fruit for a measuring device.

(Banana for scale)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you get when you cross a milking animal and a mathematical device?

A Cowculator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine

Just thinking about it makes me shutter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkstarman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chronoz42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burning_Toast998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?

Des***pair***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subareid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics

He was later charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Browsing reddit on mobile? Place your device on your body.

r/dadjokes on you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?

A Norwegi board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asaptoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?

USB Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.

He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.

edit:OC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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During my first ultrasound, the nurse pulled out the device that goes inside, and put a condom on it.

My kid's dad says, "Oh, so that's how you keep from coming here."

Actual, horribly painful dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snarktopus420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.

So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?

A Bluetooth device.

Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side.

I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...

but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.

He was the sole survivor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Tech reviewers are just waiting for Samsung to release a mediocre new Note device just to say "It's not noteworthy"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I made a device to measure earthquakes.

It turned out to be faulty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Hey what do you call a Nintendo device that controls your light?

Nintendo Switch Lite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SemiRemiJOJO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Apple has been developing a new medical device...

Its called the iHurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My friend wanted to go cliff diving but he had to take his emotional support device for unclogging using suction...

So he took the plunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a high quality meat storage device?

A solid steak drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-litl-snek-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renton_Knox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Apple has been working on a new medical device...

Its called the iHurt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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There’s a new Apple device that’s out to help teens cope with Dad jokes.

Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Be careful, everyone! There’s a scammer who claims to sell anti-gravity devices.

I already fell for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What device do you weigh lizards with?

A scale.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My teacher wanted me to design a new suspension device

It's been keeping me up all night just thinking about it

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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The best music playing devices have wires.

Wireless devices often sound chord-less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side?

I mean, imagine all the peepholes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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