It's dishwasher safe!
A hot plate
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
A couple months later I found them hidden somewhere, most likely by some hooligans who had nothing better to do.
Anyways, after I found them I walked up to all my coworkers holding up the grates and said:
"Guys! I have grate news!"
She is in for a shock!
...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge
The deep friar
The Washing machines it has Loads.
The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.
Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".
Because nature abhors a vacuum
Well, she’s in for a shock.
The freedom of press is no more.
The freezer, he's really cool
On one of our pallettes was a 12" sub that was meant for the car electronics department.
I look to my co-workers and say "Maybe we should refrigerate it.".
now it's just water under the fridge
Caution: #3 will shock you
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
Well, they're in for a shock...
He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.
My husband is a professional dadjoke, ask the kids. This morning we are stuck at home waiting for the dryer repairman to come "sometime between 9 and 5". Husband suggestion, lets go have sex, then either he will come or we will.
Me: "Dad, do you have Consumer Reports? I want to look at refrigerators."
Dad: points at fridge "There's one!"
I gave him a high five while my mom rolled her eyes.