My most enlightening appliance is my alarm clock.
Whenever it rings, I get woke!
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
I discovered there is a kitchen appliance that can grow marijuana really fast.
What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
The perfect 2 in 1 office appliance: the PhotoCoffeer
My wife says I am bad at fixing appliances.
I sell appliances - one day the grates for one of our cooktops went missing...
A couple months later I found them hidden somewhere, most likely by some hooligans who had nothing better to do.
Anyways, after I found them I walked up to all my coworkers holding up the grates and said:
"Guys! I have grate news!"
My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...
...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge
What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?
Which Appliance has the most foul mouth?
The Washing machines it has Loads.
A burglar breaks into a house and steals all the kitchen appliances...
Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".
My wife thinks I’m terrible at fixing appliances.
Well, she’s in for a shock.
I inherited some terrible appliances from my parents after they downsized.
The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.
My kids just got a new puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, and one in particular. I suggested they name him “Nature.”
Because nature abhors a vacuum
Who's the most popular kitchen appliance?
The freezer, he's really cool
What is a surfers least favourite kitchen appliance?
The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
I used to get so mad when my kitchen appliances leaked
now it's just water under the fridge
I work in the appliance department at a large retailer and we were working on a truck delivery.
On one of our pallettes was a 12" sub that was meant for the car electronics department.
I look to my co-workers and say "Maybe we should refrigerate it.".
5 ways to power an appliance
Caution: #3 will shock you
What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?
A crack-a-dial.
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
My kids say I’m hopeless at fixing appliances...
Well, they're in for a shock...
If Einstein had followed up on his patented design for a kitchen appliance refrigerator
He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.
What do you call a country that is also a cooking appliance?
Waiting for the appliance repairman
My husband is a professional dadjoke, ask the kids. This morning we are stuck at home waiting for the dryer repairman to come "sometime between 9 and 5". Husband suggestion, lets go have sex, then either he will come or we will.
In which my dad helped me select an appliance
Me: "Dad, do you have Consumer Reports? I want to look at refrigerators."
Dad: points at fridge "There's one!"
I gave him a high five while my mom rolled her eyes.
My sister asked if Maytag Blue Cheese was part appliance
I told her it was a bit drier
If I disrupted the appliance industry, I could be a refrigerator magnate
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