Whenever it rings, I get woke!
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
Instant Pot.
A hot plate
It's dishwasher safe!
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
She is in for a shock!
...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge
A couple months later I found them hidden somewhere, most likely by some hooligans who had nothing better to do.
Anyways, after I found them I walked up to all my coworkers holding up the grates and said:
"Guys! I have grate news!"
The deep friar
The Washing machines it has Loads.
Upon being caught, he returned all of the items except for the mixing tool. When the police asked him to return it he said, "sorry, this is a whisk I must take".
Well, she’s in for a shock.
The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.
Because nature abhors a vacuum
The freezer, he's really cool
A Microwave
The freedom of press is no more.
now it's just water under the fridge
On one of our pallettes was a 12" sub that was meant for the car electronics department.
I look to my co-workers and say "Maybe we should refrigerate it.".
Caution: #3 will shock you
Well, they're in for a shock...
He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.
Aus-strainer
My husband is a professional dadjoke, ask the kids. This morning we are stuck at home waiting for the dryer repairman to come "sometime between 9 and 5". Husband suggestion, lets go have sex, then either he will come or we will.
I told her it was a bit drier
