Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
What did the showerhead say to the conditioner?
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?
Is it the foamer or the lather
I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems
he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
Me: what?
Dad: the air.
Me: ....
What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
They both become useless after opening windows.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Guy: you’re such a fake fan!!!! Air conditioner: ....
What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?
I wonder who invented the air conditioner
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy
Like humans, air conditioners get turned on when it’s hot.
You can improve the efficiency of your air conditioner by using it after your air shampoo!
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
I think my window air conditioner needs a Valium.
It keeps hyperventilating.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives
In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman.
Your clients are never cool.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
I know this girl that fixes air conditioners...
Shampoo with conditioner (Link to dad joke in comments)
http://i.imgur.com/VPKakE3.jpg
Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.
I hate jokes about air conditioners.
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