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Conditioner Puns

A list of puns related to "Conditioner"

Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?

Because it isn't a fan

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👤︎ u/talknoller
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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What did the showerhead say to the conditioner?

Get outta hair!

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👤︎ u/pheelingood
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?

Is it the foamer or the lather

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👤︎ u/basicbasterd
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car

Damn. What a unit.

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👤︎ u/joyluck1a
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?

Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems

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👤︎ u/_piech_
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...

I lost my cool.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 29 2020
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he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
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👤︎ u/SirWernich
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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👤︎ u/yikesomalley
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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Conditioner Gordon
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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?

Dad: did you shampoo it first?

Me: what?

Dad: the air.

Me: ....

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👤︎ u/Sexy_bluefin_tuna
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

They both become useless after opening windows.

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👤︎ u/funk666
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?

I'm not a fan.

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👤︎ u/KingSulley
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Air Conditioners?

>!Not a fan.!<

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👤︎ u/KingSulley
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
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👤︎ u/Sylvver
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Guy: you’re such a fake fan!!!! Air conditioner: ....
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👤︎ u/t0tallynotSam
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?

It loses its cool.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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I wonder who invented the air conditioner

Must’ve been a pretty cool guy

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👤︎ u/Pizzamonster482
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Like humans, air conditioners get turned on when it’s hot.
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👤︎ u/VaiterZen
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.

Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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You can improve the efficiency of your air conditioner by using it after your air shampoo!
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👤︎ u/chevroletstyleline
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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I think my window air conditioner needs a Valium.

It keeps hyperventilating.

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👤︎ u/readwritethink
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?

It’s not cool until he arrives

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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In 1902 Willis Carrier invented the first modern air conditioner

What a cool idea

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👤︎ u/dspates
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman.

Your clients are never cool.

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👤︎ u/PaulGRice
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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Air conditioner technicians...

love to vent about their job in order to cool off.

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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I know this girl that fixes air conditioners...

...she's not that hot.

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👤︎ u/stole_a_tardis
📅︎ May 09 2015
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Shampoo with conditioner (Link to dad joke in comments)

http://i.imgur.com/VPKakE3.jpg

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👤︎ u/mmmmpork
📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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I hate jokes about air conditioners.

Not a fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 04 2018
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