Freshener Puns

A list of puns related to "Freshener"

Putting a breath freshener behind bars is...

In-prison-mint.

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?

Ornamints.

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👤︎ u/neonpablo
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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I made a 12" piece of breath freshener

I call it the: Measure Mint

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener

It makes sense when you think about it

(Say it out loud if you're confused)

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👤︎ u/CrazyQueen502
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do the air freshener police say

Fabreeze

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👤︎ u/mrdangwangpang
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...

It's a day care scenter.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why did the breath freshener turn red and run out of the room?

It had a large amount of embarrass-mint.

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👤︎ u/airsabe
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...

...But it really makes scents when you think about it!

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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I keep hanging car fresheners in my airplane

It really helps with descent

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👤︎ u/eskil2910
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Who would buy an air freshener that doesn't work?

I don't know. It doesn't make any scents.

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👤︎ u/6DollarShirtsAds
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Did you hear about the new breast shaped breath freshener?

They are called... supple- mints

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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I got a new car air freshener for my Tesla

It’s musk fragrance.

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👤︎ u/thereallove82
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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I really like my air freshener but I just can’t trust it

It Lysol the time.

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👤︎ u/OxTailPheonix
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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Just sprayed air freshener in bathroom and now it smells like shitrus

And yes, I'm a bowl browser. Bowl browsers unite ✊

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👤︎ u/6eraldJames
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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My boss put one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom.

It scared the shit out of me

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👤︎ u/throwawayforthe17th
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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I just saw an air freshener so big, they had to tie it to the top of the car!
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👤︎ u/sangemini
📅︎ Dec 23 2015
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What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?

A heretic-tac.

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👤︎ u/r_notfound
📅︎ Nov 26 2014
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From “noob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.

Its a Day Care Scenter!

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👤︎ u/mementh
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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I invented a though controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

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👤︎ u/ARG127
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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