21 Hilarious Air Conditioning Puns

So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

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👤︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA

📅︎ Mar 06 2021

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If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.

Windows Down - 40mph

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👤︎ u/baxter8279

📅︎ Mar 27 2021

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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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👤︎ u/skyhighjams

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!

They're refrigerants.

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👤︎ u/repostssleuthbot

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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how are air conditioning and computers similar?

they don't work as well if you open windows

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👤︎ u/alexparker70

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?

A chilly prepper

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👤︎ u/HueyLameass

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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What does air conditioning and a 10 year old computer have in common?

Both of them are useless when you open windows

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👤︎ u/TheStupidWanker

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...

"This is not cool..."

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👤︎ u/RonPossible

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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Willis Carrier invented air conditioning....

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👤︎ u/mr-gem-524

📅︎ Feb 05 2017

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My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning

Not cool

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👤︎ u/Frosty_Dave

📅︎ May 15 2019

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Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.

I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."

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👤︎ u/J2vin

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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Starbucks don't use air conditioning

They venti-latte their shops.

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👤︎ u/theexyon

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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“If you don’t turn that air conditioning on..”

I’m gonna lose my cool

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👤︎ u/coffee_robot

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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what do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the united states?

ACDC

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👤︎ u/Shredhead15

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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I would love to meet the guy who invented air conditioning.

I bet he's pretty cool.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Jul 13 2018

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During summer, I told my air conditioning repair guy.

Sorry it's a little hot today. Our air conditioner is broken right now.

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👤︎ u/Turkkyt

📅︎ Apr 05 2019

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The inventor of air conditioning has died.

Thousands of fans attended his funeral.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong

📅︎ Dec 20 2016

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The air conditioning is too cold?

My classroom has air conditioning, but it only kicks in on warm days like today. When my fifth graders came in this morning, a couple immediately started complaining. "It's freezing in here!"

I had been waiting for this opportunity all year! I pointed to the corner of the room. "Well, if you're cold, you can go stand over there. The corner is 90º!"

The best part was the chorus of incredulous students shouting "really?!" who then went over to investigate. It wasn't until they pointed out that the temperature was same over there that they realized they had been duped.

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👤︎ u/spacecatapult

📅︎ May 07 2015

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Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.

The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."

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👤︎ u/thkoog

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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No air conditioning?

That's not cool.

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👤︎ u/smenchman

📅︎ Jun 29 2019

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Air conditioning?

Not a fan

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👤︎ u/Qog73

📅︎ Apr 13 2015

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