At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
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οΈ Mar 23 2021
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.
But I've never been a big fan.
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
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οΈ Feb 23 2019
I saw a targeted ad selling roof-cooling services.
Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.
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οΈ May 26 2018
Cool pun
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οΈ Aug 19 2019
A Very Cool Pun
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank
Captain: What The Hell!
Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!
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οΈ Dec 20 2019
Can you make a cool pun out of my name?
My name is ida and Iβm looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.
Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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οΈ Jun 12 2018
what a COOL pun...
https://preview.redd.it/gqskt12ai9331.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=790d2ca690ba4a66f249fc2f762ed93aabc918f3
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οΈ Jun 09 2019
Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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οΈ Aug 26 2019
I found this cool pun
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οΈ Sep 04 2018
Cool pun
"It's 1Β°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
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οΈ Nov 29 2017
Need some puns
So a health expo is coming up for my university and I am part of the nephrology stall. We need a good slogan and some cool puns to attract people. All ideas are welcome. Thanks!
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οΈ Dec 05 2019
Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards,
Thomas
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οΈ Jun 14 2018
Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
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οΈ Nov 19 2016
Looking For Some Awesome Puns!
If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation.
Thanks
Cokacolla2000
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οΈ Mar 08 2014
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
That's cool!
Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.
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οΈ Apr 23 2021
"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
Blending some fruit into a purΓ©e and said βcoolβ as I finished making it.
My wife: donβt you mean... coulis
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οΈ Apr 24 2021
How do you keep a computer cool?
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?
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οΈ Mar 21 2021
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I donβt like it.
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οΈ Feb 08 2021
You know what was really cool back in the day?
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
There's way more cool stuff
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
My lesbian neighbors gave me a really cool Rolex watch for my birthday!
I donβt think they understood me when I said, βI wanna watch.β
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
Ants are cool
ποΈ 6k
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
Why are football stadiums so cool?
Because every seat has a fan in it.
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οΈ Mar 01 2021
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'
Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
Legend says , he is still 0K.
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οΈ Mar 10 2021
I went iceskating before it was cool.
guess it was more like swimming.
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought Iβd snare it with you guys
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Jan 16 2021
Air conditioning pun thread
ποΈ 114
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οΈ Apr 29 2021
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Why was the stadium so cool?
ποΈ 60
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
How are u doing fellow cool kids
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
Why did the stadium get hot?
ποΈ 27
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οΈ May 01 2021
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?
ποΈ 54
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
Why quantum computing is cool
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
Got a new tattoo
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
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οΈ Nov 09 2020
Did you hear about the guy who got frozen to absolute zero?
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
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