My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
But I've never been a big fan.
It was an air con
Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.
Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!
Some cool and PUnny PUns
My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.
Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
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"It's 1°C, very cold in here."
"It's cool; Just chill"
So a health expo is coming up for my university and I am part of the nephrology stall. We need a good slogan and some cool puns to attract people. All ideas are welcome. Thanks!
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation. Thanks Cokacolla2000
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"
He seams legit.
Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
My wife: don’t you mean... coulis
Use Windows.
Radish
I’m not a fan.
The EARTH
I don’t think they understood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
But he was 0K.
When I got home, they were still there.
Because every seat has a fan in it.
Wing ma'am
Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'
guess it was more like swimming.
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
It was filled with fans
I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.
...all the fans left
Cool ranch.
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
He's 0K now.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
