At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."

My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rolls20s
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I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.

The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
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I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.

But I've never been a big fan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smithsea2
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I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...

It was an air con

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haymalb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2019
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I saw a targeted ad selling roof-cooling services.

Looks like there are hot shingles in my area.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Level_51
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2018
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Cool pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yamishta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2019
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A Very Cool Pun

Soldier: Accidentally Shoots From Tank Captain: What The Hell! Soldier: Sorry I Have Turrets!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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Can you make a cool pun out of my name?

My name is ida and I’m looking for cool puns related to my name. A lot of my friends say idaboss or ida-no but it kind of stops there.

Haha any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iyhui
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2018
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what a COOL pun...

https://preview.redd.it/gqskt12ai9331.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=790d2ca690ba4a66f249fc2f762ed93aabc918f3

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/headintheskye
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Cool pun i found in r/gaming
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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I found this cool pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_steal_yo_girl_fr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2018
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Cool pun

"It's 1Β°C, very cold in here."

"It's cool; Just chill"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HarlemShakespeare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2017
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Need some puns

So a health expo is coming up for my university and I am part of the nephrology stall. We need a good slogan and some cool puns to attract people. All ideas are welcome. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ayeshaaa98
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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zhaoneng
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2018
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Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person

Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Majj_Noz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2016
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Looking For Some Awesome Puns!

If you guys could help out, I need some cool puns for a website I am making. They need to be Egyptian-based and on the topics of the Gods and Creation. Thanks Cokacolla2000

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cokacolla2000
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...

"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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I met a pretty cool guy who fixed my ripped shirt.

He seams legit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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That's cool!

Soda sold in cinema theaters and theme parks is the most lawful soda, because just-ice has been served.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jose-figueroa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2021
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"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"

Nah. She made the decision on her own.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wittybaltimoron410
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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Blending some fruit into a purΓ©e and said β€œcool” as I finished making it.

My wife: don’t you mean... coulis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hueleroo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2021
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How do you keep a computer cool?

Use Windows.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?

Radish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpacemanSpliff47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2021
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My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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You know what was really cool back in the day?

The EARTH

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aditya_Singh-_-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2021
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There's way more cool stuff
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stont753
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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My lesbian neighbors gave me a really cool Rolex watch for my birthday!

I don’t think they understood me when I said, β€œI wanna watch.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Equivalent_Night5900
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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Ants are cool
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolpopicl-5000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/farrukhsshah
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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Why are football stadiums so cool?

Because every seat has a fan in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?

Wing ma'am

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'

Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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Legend says , he is still 0K.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Raven_007
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I went iceskating before it was cool.

guess it was more like swimming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattoba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stneutron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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My dad just told be a cool joke about drums

I thought I’d snare it with you guys

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keeeeeeeeeev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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Air conditioning pun thread
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HasaRafael
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she leave me ?

Find out next week.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lindomontoya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2020
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How are u doing fellow cool kids
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/note_than62
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/salawm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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Why did the stadium get hot?

...all the fans left

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/burgundyhotel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?

Cool ranch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OakNLeaf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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Why quantum computing is cool
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Got a new tattoo

My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bosozokulove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got frozen to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1901pies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2021
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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