What do you call a refrigerator that won't refrigerate?
A cabinet.
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My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.
Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
Which rapper can you find in the refrigerator?
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open the door
Put the elephant in
Close the door.
How do you put a lion in a refrigerator?
Open the door
Remove the elephant
put the lion in
Close the door
There was a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Who didn't show up?
The lion. He was still in the refrigerator.
Is your refrigerator running?
I was hoping to vote for it.
My addiction to refrigerated poultry has gone too far
What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?
"He really had a cool head."
Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
what did the dude say when they invented refrigeration?
What did the plate say to the refrigerator?
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
What is the coolest household invention?
Ummm.....
My dad walked up to me yesterday and said, "Hey, is the refrigerator running?" Knowing my dad, I said, "Yeah...?" and he replied, "Then you better catch it."
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator
Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?
She saw the salad dressing
Fridge noise
Our refrigerator makes a hissing noise when the freezer is defrosting. Yesterday my son said, “The fridge stopped hissing at me.”
I said, “I think it’s finally accepted you as a member of the pack. You’re officially cool.”
He turned away from me so I wouldn’t see him laughing. I count it as a win.
I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
I bought some running shoes.
Thankfully I managed to catch up with them.
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?”
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
What do you call a refrigerated grilled cheese?
Why did the blonde divorcée keep her bullets in the refrigerator?
Because she was told, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator
But on average the temperature was just fine
Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator
Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree
Thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes...
Turns out it was my refrigerator.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point, it’s got my vote.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it...
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?
In case there’s a salad dressing
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.
It's just water under the fridge now.
I bought my brother a refrigerator for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it
I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
- Open the refrigerator door
- Put the elephant in
- Close the refrigerator door
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