What do you call a vodka martini with a sausage garnish?

The Absolut wurst combo.

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👤︎ u/Pongoid
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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What is a thief's favorite garnish?

A caper!

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People can be really salty sometimes.

It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..

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👤︎ u/ShapedHam
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An older gentleman at Walmart asked if I knew anything about whether parsley farmers got their wages garnished.
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👤︎ u/LimeRikki
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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What skill does a herb farmer need to perfect?

Thyme management

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📅︎ Oct 24 2016
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If a parsley farmer is sued...

does that mean they can garnish his wages? -George Carlin

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I took my father out for an early father's day dinner

We got our meals (both ordered the porterhouse) and it comes with a sprig of thyme as garnish on the plate. He picks it up and puts it on his shoulder and sings "Thyme it's on my side, yes it is." The server proceeds to tell us it is rosemary, and he started singing "Rosemary is on my side, yes it is." Laughter and eye rolls ensure.

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👤︎ u/steakfatt
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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