Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightly_lisdexic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.

I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Is your refrigerator running?

I was hoping to vote for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurtP31477
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?

"He really had a cool head."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?

They were there before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facepalminghomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I’m dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Hey, is your refrigerator running?

Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it

Cuz there might be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.

Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KawhiTheKing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because at this point, it’s got my vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisrael81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Refrigerators look kinda boring

But actually they're pretty cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What did the plate say to the refrigerator?

"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator

I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator

It's not cool man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because I might vote for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

She saw the salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What did the Thousand Island say to the refrigerator?

Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?

In case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerLAmag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,

but now it's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it’s all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, β€œWhat are you going to do with it?”

He said, β€œLet’s cross that fridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.

It's just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?

Because she was told, β€œRevenge is a dish best served cold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I bought my brother a refrigerator for his birthday

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bransnow282
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettycoolguy97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator

Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?

Because he couldn’t keep his cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom-and-roses
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...

And chill out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why do you always salute a refrigerator?

Because it's General Electric.

Or Admiral I suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
  1. Open the refrigerator door
  2. Put the elephant in
  3. Close the refrigerator door
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πŸ‘€︎ u/souryadg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Most Haikus make sense, This haiku probably won't, Refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetitePlethora
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I got my dad a refrigerator for Christmas

I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why is the refrigerator emotionally more stable ?

Because he is always chilling out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyk16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.

I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I always knock before opening the refrigerator

Just in case there may be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.

He really saved my bacon.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I hate when my refrigerator breaks.

It’s not cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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My wife got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it's all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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