Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
Is your refrigerator running?
I was hoping to vote for it.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
What did the cop say after opening Jeff Dahmer's refrigerator ?
"He really had a cool head."
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
What did the ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
Hey, is your refrigerator running?
Good. I'd vote for it over Trump or Biden any day.
You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point I’d vote for anyone other than who currently is...
Refrigerators look kinda boring
But actually they're pretty cool
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
What did the plate say to the refrigerator?
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator
Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?
She saw the salad dressing
What did the Thousand Island say to the refrigerator?
Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?”
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
Why did the blonde divorcée keep her bullets in the refrigerator?
Because she was told, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.
I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."
A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator
But on average the temperature was just fine
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator
Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree
Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
Why do you always salute a refrigerator?
Because it's General Electric.
Or Admiral I suppose.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
- Open the refrigerator door
- Put the elephant in
- Close the refrigerator door
Most Haikus make sense, This haiku probably won't, Refrigerator.
I got my dad a refrigerator for Christmas
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Why is the refrigerator emotionally more stable ?
Because he is always chilling out
I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.
He really saved my bacon.
I hate when my refrigerator breaks.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because at this point, it’s got my vote.
Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it...
Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?
In case there’s a salad dressing
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.
It's just water under the fridge now.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
My wife got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it's all water under the fridge.
I bought my brother a refrigerator for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it
I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
I always knock before opening the refrigerator
Just in case there may be a salad dressing
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