Lettuce commence on the refrigerator puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightly_lisdexic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What did the Thousand Island say to the refrigerator?

Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Why did the girl blush when she opened the refrigerator?

She saw the salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, β€œWhat are you going to do with it?”

He said, β€œLet’s cross that fridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Why should you always knock on a refrigerator door?

In case there’s a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerLAmag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,

but now it's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My wife was livid when I dropped some ice and it went under the refrigerator.

It's just water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because I might vote for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?

Because she was told, β€œRevenge is a dish best served cold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it’s all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator

Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I bought my brother a refrigerator for his birthday

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bransnow282
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday.

I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettycoolguy97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...

And chill out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhpXp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why do you always salute a refrigerator?

Because it's General Electric.

Or Admiral I suppose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My kids ask me why I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

I say, "Because there may be a salad dressing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why was the broken refrigerator so angry?

Because he couldn’t keep his cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tom-and-roses
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why is the refrigerator emotionally more stable ?

Because he is always chilling out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danyk16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in three steps?
  1. Open the refrigerator door
  2. Put the elephant in
  3. Close the refrigerator door
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πŸ‘€︎ u/souryadg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Most Haikus make sense, This haiku probably won't, Refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetitePlethora
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.

He really saved my bacon.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.

I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I got my dad a refrigerator for Christmas

I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I always knock before opening the refrigerator

Just in case there may be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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As a kid I attempted stealing alcohol from the refrigerator i then realized it was too whiskey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicDuck511
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I won't stop you from stealing my old refrigerator

It's just not very cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_ValJoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Do you know why the refrigerator likes Netflix?

So he can Netflix and chill

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

Just in case there is salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I hate when my refrigerator breaks.

It’s not cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it; just in case there's a salad dressing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconerGuitars
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I am afraid to open the refrigerator door...

I might see a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Is your refrigerator running?

Yes! Great, mine too! See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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The bar I was at tonight had a Walken Refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/diogenes_amore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why did the man blush when he opened the refrigerator?

He saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloimdrunk513
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

By the footprints in the butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobraPony67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Do you know why I call escaped convicts Refrigerators?

Because they’re always running!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlienLechuga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What are refrigerator’s opinions about stoves?

There’s a range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeebyBeejees
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Mom was about to make dinner when Dad saw her get the eggs out of the refrigerator.

"What are you making?"

"Chicken."

"That's gonna take a while, isn't it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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Happley put this on my refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellowfoot5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What do you call a refrigerator that won't refrigerate?

A cabinet.

... My youngling asked me this after encountering a refrigerator in any unexpected location. My natural response was "r", but I was way off, apparently. The provided answer seemed on par for this sub, and I have never heard this joke before. I got a kick out of it. I hope you enjoy it too.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Her: Why on earth are you kicking the ice cubes under the refrigerator?

You: No worries. It’ll soon be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I’m dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smjb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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got pun? 10yr old daughter snuck this on to the milk jug in our refrigerator imgur.com/tbP6spD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2013
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My roommate kicked a piece of ice under the refrigerator.

At first I was angry, but it's water under the fridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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I have a system for organizing the beverages in my refrigerator.

I use the Mountain Dewey decimal system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jikado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Did you hear about the refrigerator that was swallowed by a hole in the floor?

It was a kitchen sink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstralWeekends
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2015
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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublime462000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator door?

He saw the salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iscarpia87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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One Day in the Refrigerator

So I just spent the last ten minutes trying to come up with a joke to go with a punch line that popped in my head. (I have issues). Anyways, here it is- Milk and bologna were in the fridge gossiping about the neighbors when bologna said β€œI don't care for eggs, but I really like sausage.” to which mustard quipped β€œthat's what cheese said!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabx33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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My dad just bought a new refrigerator.

He says it's officially the "coolest" thing he owns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeenDawg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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If Einstein had followed up on his patented design for a kitchen appliance refrigerator

He could have sold millions of them and become a fridge magnate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stcamellia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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If I disrupted the appliance industry, I could be a refrigerator magnate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/taxidata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2016
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What do you call a man who got rich selling refrigerators?

A fridge magnate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/futurehead22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2015
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Dad's work refrigerator

Dad: You know they started naming all of the foods in the work refrigerator? In fact, today I had a sandwich named Kevin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckFreak10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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My wife got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it's all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Is your refrigerator running?

Because I might vote for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickymomo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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