I'll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow.
Looks like it'll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
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︎ May 06 2021
Before we left the restaurant, the waitress asked if we wanted a box for leftovers.
"No, I was hoping you'd just give them to us, for free."
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︎ Feb 17 2021
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just canβt quit cold turkey
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What did the leftovers covered with aluminum say?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No but Iβll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My waiter asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
I said, "No but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
To avoid getting addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
...it's time to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I hate Thanksgiving leftovers...
Iβm quitting cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Iβm addicted to thanksgiving leftovers....
My family tells me that after two weeks, I have to quit cold Turkey.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My New year's resolution is to stop binge eating Xmas leftovers...
I'm going to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call leftover lettuce?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
This year, I'm swearing off Thanksgiving leftovers...
I'm quitting cold-turkey.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I cannot stop eating leftover Thanksgiving. It's becoming a real problem.
I just need to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Waiter: Do you wanna box for your leftover food?
Dad: No thanks, but Iβll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
The waiter approached me as I finished eating and asked, βyou wanna box for those leftovers?β
I replied, βNo, I hate violence. May I just pay for it with my card?β
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I shouldn't have had that leftover sushi...
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call leftover salad?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator
I told him of course not - I ate them in the living room
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︎ Jun 28 2020
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
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︎ Jun 16 2019
When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: βdo you wanna box for that?β
I said: βIβd rather wrestle for itβ.
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︎ May 20 2020
Me: "We had ribeye for supper, you can microwave some leftovers if you are hungry." Son: "No, y'all ate it all."
Me: "What!? There must be some missed steak!"
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︎ May 18 2020
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
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︎ Jan 29 2020
My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
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︎ Mar 30 2020
My wife asked me the best way to heat up her leftovers
I told her to put some hot sauce on it.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What did the leftover food say when it's put into the fridge?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
See, the thing about T.V dinners is that you donβt get leftovers...
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︎ Nov 12 2019
I'm addicted Christmas Dinner leftovers...
...but it's hard to give up cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I wonβt stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Y'know, the day after Thanksgiving always brings back memories of an old friend of mine who was addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers
He's okay now though, he quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 30 2019
MRW I throw away my girlfriends leftover Mexican food.
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︎ May 05 2018
So my daughter was eating leftover baked beans for lunch, and she said really likes them...
I told she could be my Beanie Baby!
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︎ Nov 29 2019
The Waitress saw me and my gf were wrapping up our meals. "Y'all wanna box for your leftovers?"
"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ Jun 22 2015
If anyone needs a tip on where to store leftover Halloween candy...
Iβve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
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︎ Nov 04 2018
Waiter: do want a box for your leftovers?
Me: no. But Iβll wrestle you for them!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers...
I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I didn't reheat my Thanksgiving leftovers
Even though I quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Do you want a box for your leftovers?
No, but I'll wrestle you over them.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
The waiter asked me if I wanted a box for the leftovers...
So I said, "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
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︎ May 26 2020
Waiter: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
No. But I'll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?
No, but Iβll wrestle you for them!
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers.
I had to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 20 2017
Waiter: Do you wanna box for the leftover?
Me: No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
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