Hi All. I'm not sure if this is the right sub, so here goes: (if I should be looking elsewhere, please advise)
Location: Canada.
My brother passed away suddenly approximately a year after retiring, he was 56.
I'm handling his estate and have recently received a form from his pension handlers advising he's got a sum that is part of his indemnity unexpended contributions that will be paid back to the estate. It appears to approximately only 20% of the his LIRA that was illustrated in his retirement papers back in 2018.
Researching LIRAs after death, it's implied the LIRA is fully paid out after someone dies before being able to use it.
I don't have access to the LIRA wording that would clarify this, so I'm wondering if the indemnity unexpended contributions is part of the LIRA or if they're absolutely separate things I need to chase down a separate entity.
Can anybody explain to me like I'm five?
Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Kathy Castor [D-FL14]
This bill was referred to the House Committee on House Administration and House Committee on the Judiciary which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.
2 cosponsors are on those committees.
"Right flank, light strikers," Undrat heard his SNCO snap over the command channel.
Standing in the watery ditch, his feet sunk in the mud, Undrat did a slow turn from the waist and abdomen, the power armor humming with restrained strength. The barrel of Madame 318 swept across the battlefield, the end of the barrel smoking and steaming. Dead Dwellerspawn and AWM were scattered around, shattered by the power of 64th Guards Rifle Division.
He was a Heavy Weapons Specialist, a Sergeant in the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems Space Force Army. He performed as a subordinate of Captain H'kitrak, LTC Johan-Blood, Colonel N'Mreent, Lieutenant General N'Vortu, and General Pht.Yernt.
Undrat knew, as surely as he knew his own name, that this battle would break the back of the 30th Rifle Corps, that the war was being lost on this planet and the inhabitants would be subjected to the horrors of the Atrekna 'sinking' the system.
He was proud to be part of it.
He intended on breaking the Atrekna's teeth and tearing away their tentacles. To die surrounded by expended brass and his chunk of territory being most expensive real estate the Atrekna had ever purchased.
His pride in himself and his unit and the Confederate Armed Services carried him beyond the pain of his wounds.
The strikers were Autonomous War Machines, dropping out of the clouds, hoping to use their speed to replace the armor they were lacking. The air was full of thin droplets of black rain, confusing the AWM's sensors.
Undrat's armor's VI was capable of editing it out without editing out a drop of oil falling from a cracked crankcase.
His armor heat was at 86.74%, his slush was at 88.22%. His green battle buddy was dead. His armor integrity was at 45.41%, he had two armor blowthroughs. The smart-harness was damaged and his recoil stabilizers were only at 22% efficiency. Steam billowed up around his feet as his suit desperately dumped heat into the heat sinks in his soles and on his calves.
But he had no fear.
Madame Three-Eighteen was with him and he carried the pride of the Tukna'rn people within him.
His Overseer would know that Undrat had covered himself in glory. That the Overseers confidence in Undrat h
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Amy
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Kathy Castor [D-FL14]
This bill was referred to the House Committee on House Administration and House Committee on the Judiciary which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.
