Lapsed Puns

A list of puns related to "Lapsed"

I’m a lapsed Catholic.

I ran rings around the Pope.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I was pretty well off before my divorce settlement...

but now I’m in the lapse of luxury

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👤︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Superbowl LIV was a 21 year time lapse.

They went from 2010 to 2031 in an hour.

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👤︎ u/teach_me_how_to_math
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.

It was my Time lapse.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I forgot to pay an important bill, but my wife also forgot

It was a real economic co-lapse

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👤︎ u/dadlifememes
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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