Windings Puns

A list of puns related to "Windings"

I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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👤︎ u/TommyW-Unofficial
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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I delight in winding up my 12 year old daughter

She utterly hates Dad jokes. This, naturally, only encourages me

So, yesterday

Me: Hey Princess! Did you hear they found some crazy insect on the moon?

Her: This is a dad joke isn't it? Please get out of my room

Me: No really. They're calling it a lunar-tic

Her: OUT!

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👤︎ u/ginolard
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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👤︎ u/KipsBay2181
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What is the colour of wind?

Blew.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I hate the wind so much

It really blows

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👤︎ u/tristpa2
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I asked the Doctor ‘have you got anything for excessive wind?’

He gave me a kite

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👤︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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👤︎ u/AnotherblueBlanket
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I wanted to share my joke about the wind....

.....but it's only a draft.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to

In fact, the last few were very half-farted

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👤︎ u/xAnxietyPrimex
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
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👤︎ u/awesomecat42
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off

It always seems to be against me lately

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👤︎ u/twelveinchmeatlong
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

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👤︎ u/menscheese
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...

I said "hey wind, chill..."

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👤︎ u/trapdagangz
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Ever heard of wind energy?

I'm a big fan

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👤︎ u/dupini97
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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👤︎ u/Lead_the_leader
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Thought process for this one was particularly long winded
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👤︎ u/Jrum7000
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.

It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.

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👤︎ u/The-Real-Legend-72
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"

"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"

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👤︎ u/BidetTheorist
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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breeziere... curtain brassiere
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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

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👤︎ u/Huggsy-The-Penguin
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?

Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........

a fart smella.

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.

So far it’s a pretty sound investment.

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👤︎ u/superpie5
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Wind

Nature’s biggest fan

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👤︎ u/thechiefheath
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.

He was being a reel crank.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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What colour's the wind?

Blue

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👤︎ u/Tommosx56
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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👤︎ u/Master_Achi
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What happens when Thor breaks wind

There’s thunder down under

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👤︎ u/seatheous
📅︎ May 27 2020
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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👤︎ u/Wxlson
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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I own a wind turbine.

It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 12 2020
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I joke about heavy wind

It will really blow you away

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👤︎ u/drlsoccer08
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why is the wind so strong today?

It’s clearly been working out

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👤︎ u/Khalid147
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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What color is the wind??

Blew!

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👤︎ u/ab1113
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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What's the color of the wind?

Blew.

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👤︎ u/el-duce
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”

The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”

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👤︎ u/lunarwizard24
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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👤︎ u/sillusober
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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👤︎ u/Oakenshield-
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew.

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👤︎ u/lil-_-nuggs
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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👤︎ u/SpicyMozzarella
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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👤︎ u/nabeel_27
📅︎ May 27 2020
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

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👤︎ u/expired_lemonade
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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