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I love a good snake pun.

I think they are hissterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Making snake puns is a piece of snake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redking2002
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Snake puns for life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarrySassol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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[Request] Snake Puns For Game

I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A Civil Serpent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstockmoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beemoh808
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.

He is best known for the quote:
β€œLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A snake walks into a bar...

Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahimifire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?

It snek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Antihuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.

So I have to keep them in the shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A snake walked into a bar

The bartender said β€œhow did you do that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollieb4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hisssss tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do German snakes say?

ßßßßßßßßß

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehiler2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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He is sNAKED though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Roby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A pi-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Why are snakes measured in inches?

Because they don't have any feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcslater
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14m long

a πœ‹-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sb_kidph2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Which kind of snakes share underwear?

Cobra

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A snake walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œHow did you do that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyxnoluwa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranzear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?

A jump rope!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughese24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?

A sighborg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why aren’t there any running jokes about snakes?

Maybe because it doesn’t have legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone__boi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I don't like snakes because they have no feet.

I'm lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

(Told by literally my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roke619
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why did the snake plead guilty?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do snakes count time in?

Sekans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deafbones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Baby grass snake says to her mum, am I a poisonous snake?

Mum says no baby.

The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?

A Ο€-thon

not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theenderkitty1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:

Clock’s a doodled doo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My pet snake is 3.14 metres long

He's a Ο€ thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignorethevoices
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you call a snake that isn't wearing clothes?

Snaked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baquea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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How can you tell if a snake is very prideful?

It'll have anacondascending look on its face.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My pet snake is mad

It's having a hisssssssssssyfits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Today I saw a snake build a web.

It was a python.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fbiweeb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why are snakes so quiet when sucking on a cough drop?

Because of the anti-HISS-tamine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusguy9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A snake walks into a bar

The bartender asks "how did you do that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagoblinshark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A Ο€thon

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