I think they are hissterical
I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.
A Civil Serpent.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
It was Sir Eel.
Ba-dum-tss
Hiss and her bath towels
Reptile
He is best known for the quote:
βLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!β
Bar tender goes, howβd you do that?
Bu-DUM hisssss
It snek
So I have to keep them in the shed.
The bartender said βhow did you do that?β
Hisssss tory
ΓΓΓΓΓΓΓΓΓ
A pi-thon
Because they don't have any feet
a π-thon
Cobra
The bartender says βHow did you do that?β
Vin's Shield: Vipers
A jump rope!!
A sighborg.
Maybe because it doesnβt have legs.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
Sekans.
Mum says no baby.
The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
Clockβs a doodled doo.
He's a Ο thon
Snaked!
It'll have anacondascending look on its face.
It's having a hisssssssssssyfits
It was a python.
Because of the anti-HISS-tamine
Ba-dum-tss
"BAA DUMM TSSSS"
βBa-dumm-Tsssβ
The bartender asks "how did you do that?"
A Οthon
