I think they are hissterical
I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
Ba-dum-tss
It snek
Bar tender goes, howβd you do that?
Hisssss tory
The bartender said βhow did you do that?β
ΓΓΓΓΓΓΓΓΓ
A pi-thon
Because they don't have any feet
Cobra
A sighborg.
The bartender says βHow did you do that?β
Vin's Shield: Vipers
a π-thon
I'm lack toes intolerant.
A jump rope!!
Maybe because it doesnβt have legs.
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
Sekans.
Mum says no baby.
The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
Clockβs a doodled doo.
He's a Ο thon
It'll have anacondascending look on its face.
It's having a hisssssssssssyfits
Snaked!
It was a python.
Because he was Asp-hider
Because of the anti-HISS-tamine
Because they have no feet!
(Courtesy of Snake Discovery on YouTube)
Looks like the boa cons tricked her...
Missssissssipi
Python
"BAA DUMM TSSSS"
βBa-dumm-Tsssβ
The bartender asks "how did you do that?"
A Οthon
BA-DUMM-TSS
