Diner-saurs.
You get Jurass out .
Dino-SARS
You're dyin' of sore
Next day I was Dino-sore
and I thought to myself, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a terrible driver."
It becomes dino-sore.
"Hey," she said, more brightly. "According to this book, 'the beaches of Cabo Blanco are frequented by a variety of wildlife, including howler and white-faced monkeys, three-toed sloths, and coatimundis.' You think we'll see a three-ted sloth, Dad?"
"I bet we do."
"Really?"
"Just look in the mirror."
"Very funny, Dad."
A Luna Tick ?
You'll get JurassKicked
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Dinomite
Well, Upper Jurassic.
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Jurassic pork.
A Dino-bore
Because you’ll get Jurass kicked..
A Cardio Jurassic Surgeon
So I’m going to be in charge of a team for work and I need a punny team name involving one of the following words/phrases.
I want my team to be dinosaur/Jurassic Park themed and my company is called Caption Call.
I need to use something from the following list:
Caption Captioner Callers CA CAs Dictate
For example there’s another team called “Caption America”
The best I’ve come up with is “veloci-captioners” but it’s a reach...
Jurassic Par
Like the thesaurus did.
Velocirapper
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
(First post here, how'd I do)
Me: Jurassic World is also out that week on the 12th.
Dad: You can go with Mom to that one.
Me: You don't care about dinosaurs?
Dad: They're dead to me.
Me: Haha. I love you.
I looked over to my wife and said “Look!”
“It’s Jurassic Pork.”
He was a Jurassically-claimed musician
My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.
The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.
Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"
Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"
Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."
Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"
Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."
Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.
Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)
Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)
Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)
And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")
People started calling him Jurassic Mark.
Tyrana-ShortRibs Rex. It's a close relative of the VelSausage Raptor.
Basically all of them become Swine-o-saurs.
You can find them at Jurassic Pork.
I grabbed some pulled pork out of the fridge to make a sandwich, and my wife says: "That's disgusting! That pork is over a week old"
I said: "I thought you loved Jurassic Pork"
This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.
-"What's so funny?"
-"Notice where we parked?"
-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"
Cue dad
-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"
facepalm
As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.
A doyouthinkhesaurus
Jurassic Pork.
You’ll get jurass-kicked.
You will get jurass kicked.
Jurassic pork!
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
Jurassic Pork
Jurassic times called for Jurassic measures
Jurassic Pork
