11 Hilarious Viper Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?

Nothing

(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)

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👤︎ u/Andrew-IV

📅︎ Mar 21 2021

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Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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👤︎ u/Ranzear

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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What do you call a snake that cleans windows?

A vindow viper

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👤︎ u/Joeysaurrr

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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What snakes keep the windscreen clean?

Vipers

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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👤︎ u/DaddyGiroud

📅︎ Aug 14 2019

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I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Dec 30 2018

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I found a snake under my toilet seat...

Turns out it was a butt viper.

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👤︎ u/Lookenspeeper

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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What do you call a snake pressed up against the front glass of a car?

A windshield viper.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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My grandpa was always so quick

I remember one time walking up his driveway while he was tinkering on his 2001 Buick Lesabre and I jokingly said "Grandpa, when are you going to get a viper?" He quickly replied "Oh I already have two!" Puzzled, I said "what?" he leaned over his hood and picked up two long plastic packages and showed them to me saying, "look! two vindshield vipers!"

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👤︎ u/Bastachsama

📅︎ Sep 10 2016

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What kind of snakes do Germans love in the rain?

Vindshield Vipers.

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👤︎ u/inexplorata

📅︎ Jan 14 2017

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