My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What does an umbrella have in common with a watermelon?

Nothing

(Got this from DarkViperAU on Twitch)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrew-IV
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranzear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a snake that cleans windows?

A vindow viper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeysaurrr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What snakes keep the windscreen clean?

Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyGiroud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I found a snake under my toilet seat...

Turns out it was a butt viper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lookenspeeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a snake pressed up against the front glass of a car?

A windshield viper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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My grandpa was always so quick

I remember one time walking up his driveway while he was tinkering on his 2001 Buick Lesabre and I jokingly said "Grandpa, when are you going to get a viper?" He quickly replied "Oh I already have two!" Puzzled, I said "what?" he leaned over his hood and picked up two long plastic packages and showed them to me saying, "look! two vindshield vipers!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bastachsama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2016
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What kind of snakes do Germans love in the rain?

Vindshield Vipers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inexplorata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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