What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
It got hissed off.
What do you call two cobras slithering down a wheelchair ramp?
Snakes on an inclined plane.
What does the cobra say when you step on its tail?
"That was a big misssnake!"
Does anyone know puns about cobras?
Because I serpently don't.
My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
Which kind of snakes share underwear?
Cobra
Why don't female roommates share a bra?
Because then it'll become a cobra.
I just saw my friend sweeping a woman off her feet.
He is a really aggressive janitor.
What kind of underwear does a female snake wear?
A coBRA
