45 Hilarious Ninja Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns

Me: Hey, have you seen the last east episode of TMNT?

Friend: Yeah, I have! It was turtally awesome!

Me: ...Are you seriously gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new? You’ve been using that one for awhile.

Friend: Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to shell out some more puns? I’ve got a million of 'em, folks! I’ll be here all week!

Me: sighs in exasperation

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👤︎ u/WTFBOOOMSH

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/kreyfor

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

First Trainers, then Sneakers!"

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker

📅︎ Dec 13 2020

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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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👤︎ u/Big_Green_Grill_Bro

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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Did you hear about the pope that wanted to be a ninja?

He was a blessing in disguise

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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A ninja joke

There are two ninjas. The first ninja looks at the second ninja and says "Hey, can you hand me that throwing star over there?"

The second ninja says "shuriken!"

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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Ninja

My friend: can a ninja throw a star, Me: Shur-He-Can

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👤︎ u/IsraelTheGreat52

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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What do you call two ninjas?

A pair of sneakers.

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👤︎ u/professorf

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Why did the ninja cross the road?

He didn't. He was already ON the other side!

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701

📅︎ Sep 18 2020

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Hey Kids, What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers !! Hahaha!

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👤︎ u/balkso

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:

"I shuriken"

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👤︎ u/XxQuarterizexX

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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👤︎ u/Zeke_Smith

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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The police got called to the monastery after a ninja was caught throwing people about

They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"

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👤︎ u/eormada

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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TIFU giving money to Ninja instead of CallMeCarson.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/dinner_cat96

📅︎ Oct 02 2020

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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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👤︎ u/MKUltraSonic

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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👤︎ u/kingrangerprops

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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What do you get when you cross a hippy with a ninja?

Peace and quiet

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👤︎ u/MilkyToothBrush

📅︎ Jun 30 2020

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What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse

A **stealthoscope**

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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What is ninjas favorite drink?

WA TA!

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👤︎ u/Mishaloli

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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👤︎ u/PhoShizzity

📅︎ May 06 2020

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Which ninja turtle likes pastries?

Donutello

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👤︎ u/steelkamote

📅︎ May 16 2020

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John Wick said to the ninja, “Bet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, “Shuriken”.

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👤︎ u/great_red_dragon

📅︎ May 21 2020

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I play a Minotaur Ninja in D&D,

He practices Cow-mouflage.

(I stole this joke from Sam Riegal.)

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👤︎ u/Logerith12

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star

Friend: No you can't

Me: Shur I ken

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👤︎ u/charleslovebrownies

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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Can a Ninja throw Stars?

Shur-he-kan

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👤︎ u/SwampyJester719

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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What sound does a Ninja Hillbilly make?

Hi-yallll!

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👤︎ u/Radicall1128

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?

HELP IVE BEEN NINJURED!

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👤︎ u/yergaflerga

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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My mother told me that my father couldn't remember the word for ninja stars.

"Sure he can" I told her.

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👤︎ u/ThrainnTheRed

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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The ninja was in the can

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👤︎ u/venetayDVDy

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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A japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a chinese spy?

A tourist.

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👤︎ u/GabyHer4

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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My wife asked if I could go one day without mentioning ninjas.

I said: shur I ken!

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👤︎ u/GuyOnTheStreet

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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My friend can’t remember the name for ninja stars

"Sure he can" I thought.

Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.

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👤︎ u/ThrainnTheRed

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear ?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear.

Sneakers....

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👤︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace

📅︎ May 13 2019

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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan

A shuriken is a throwing star.

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👤︎ u/Death_By_Pun

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/shieldvortex17

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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👤︎ u/MclovinCanada

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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what shoes do ninjas wear?

...sneakers...

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Can a ninja throw stars?

Shurikan

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👤︎ u/HeartBreakKid99

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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👤︎ u/rickmartingt

📅︎ Oct 29 2019

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