Ninja Puns

A list of puns related to "Ninja"

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Puns

Me: Hey, have you seen the last east episode of TMNT?

Friend: Yeah, I have! It was turtally awesome!

Me: ...Are you seriously gonna keep reusing that one, or should I expect something new? You’ve been using that one for awhile.

Friend: Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to shell out some more puns? I’ve got a million of 'em, folks! I’ll be here all week!

Me: sighs in exasperation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFBOOOMSH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...

But now I'm shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!

Ninja: Shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentzitcame
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I was the only one in the family who believed in my brother to become a ninja, so when my dad said β€žhe will never make itβ€œ

I said shuriken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghandi_unleashed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I have one question for victims of ninjas...

..Who hurt you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

First Trainers, then Sneakers!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the pope that wanted to be a ninja?

He was a blessing in disguise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Amazon delivered my new Ninja professional blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Green_Grill_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A ninja joke

There are two ninjas. The first ninja looks at the second ninja and says "Hey, can you hand me that throwing star over there?"

The second ninja says "shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Ninja

My friend: can a ninja throw a star, Me: Shur-He-Can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsraelTheGreat52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.

He said, "Shuriken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call two ninjas?

A pair of sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why did the ninja cross the road?

He didn't. He was already ON the other side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Hey Kids, What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers !! Hahaha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:

"I shuriken"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxQuarterizexX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?

A cowabungalow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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The police got called to the monastery after a ninja was caught throwing people about

They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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TIFU giving money to Ninja instead of CallMeCarson.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?

Nunchucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MKUltraSonic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingrangerprops
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you get when you cross a hippy with a ninja?

Peace and quiet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkyToothBrush
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse

A **stealthoscope**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What is ninjas favorite drink?

WA TA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mishaloli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I'm thinking of starting a new website, exclusively so people can subscribe to Ninja Sex Party cover bands.

It's called OnlyDans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoShizzity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Which ninja turtle likes pastries?

Donutello

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelkamote
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Me: Look, I'm going to throw this ninja star

Friend: No you can't

Me: Shur I ken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charleslovebrownies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Can a Ninja throw Stars?

Shur-he-kan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampyJester719
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I play a Minotaur Ninja in D&D,

He practices Cow-mouflage.

(I stole this joke from Sam Riegal.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logerith12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What sound does a Ninja Hillbilly make?

Hi-yallll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radicall1128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What did one ninja say to the other ninja after being shot by a arrow?

HELP IVE BEEN NINJURED!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yergaflerga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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My mother told me that my father couldn't remember the word for ninja stars.

"Sure he can" I told her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrainnTheRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...

But now I'm shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear ?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What type of shoes do ninjas wear.

Sneakers....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan

A shuriken is a throwing star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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what shoes do ninjas wear?

...sneakers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Can a ninja throw stars?

Shurikan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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