What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
A cowabungalow
Who do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a crush on?
April, you fools.
Why doesn’t anyone mess with the ninja turtle Raphael?
Because of his sais.
What would the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Master Splinter if they had become brake specialists instead of ninjas?
Master Cylinder
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Waiting on line for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
A bit of a reverse-dad joke, my brother and dad were talking about the actors in the movie. My dad was lamenting Megan Fox being April, and said "I don't see how anyone could like that lizard face of hers."
My brother shrugged and calmly responded, "It gives some guys a boners, others get e-reptile dysfunction."
The guy on line behind us started laughing uncontrollably.
